Friends, I have some very upsetting news to report. I'm beyond sad to have to tell you that the bodysuit pictured below is currently available for purchase at Target stores nationwide.
I still remember my first body suit. My grandmother took me shopping and bought me a hot-pink body suit with long sleeves. To wear with my high-waisted 80s jeans. A glorified leotard to wear in public.
All I can say about THAT is this: if I wore that outfit today, you'd never, ever, NOT EVER, be able to un-see it. Like, never.
Can we all agree that the bodysuit revival needs to pass quickly, ushering back in all things mauve and paisley? I only say mauve and paisley 'cause anything's better than stonewashed and skintight, even 90's attire.
Thank you, and you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.